Welcome to your new campaign!

There are many campaigns like it but this campaign is mine.

My campaign is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My campaign, without me, is useless. Without my campaign, I am useless. I must play my campaign true. I must play better than my DM who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he kills me. I will…

My campaign and I know that what counts in this game is not the dice we roll, the type of our damage, or the character we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…

My campaign is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its storyline and its NPCs. I will keep my campaign full of puns and nerdy, even as I am full of puns and nerdy. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before Gygax, I swear this creed. My campaign and I are the defenders of fantasy. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of high charisma damsels in distress.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, just loot!

Sands of Oblivion

Boru crofticus vondomitz Acumeon Andymathias